*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*
I need this!
"girls look so much better with makeup"
literally everyone looks better with makeup i mean have you seen boys with eyeliner cos that is tha shit that sets my loins ablaze
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "